sexist rantings and a plea to women

"oh men. emogynists are the worst--
they profess to be all sensitive
and caring when really they're just as
douchebaggy as the next guy.
observe exhibit a: i'd always thought
of him as an upstanding, caring,
sensitive and intelligent guy but then it
turns out he'd been baiting my
friend by drunk-dialing her at night after
visiting with his girlfriend. oh
le douche!! at least my friend and his
not-quite girlfriend have wised
up but man, to think of the things that men
can get away with and the things
that men do to women to soothe their egos."

dear female friend, I get that you are
pissed at a guy, but
when you're pissed at men don't leave
rants like this shit
on bob durer's voicemal. he knows
his gender isn't
the pinnacle of existence, but men
shoot for panties
and settle for relationships. boo f'n
hoo, okay. we
weren't having sex, but our friendship
became good,
but that doesn't make me a woman
or a guy who
doesn't like to have sex. don't bitch
about other men
to me. i'd lie to you to have sex with you
if i didn't know
you deserve more than that. but, when
you do crap like this
i want to lie to you to sleep with you.
grow the duck up.